CATCH UP: WINTER BREAK SO FAR!!

Hi, everybody! Hope you all had a totally ah-may-zing holiday. I did! And I'm here to give you all the details that you probably don't want to hear. Here is my catch up!
December 24, 2008:Christmas Eve!: At about 4o'clock, my family went to St. Ann's Church to celebrate the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ. The mass was really beautiful and touching. After that, we all piled into the car and went to my grandma's house. Here our the people that were in attendence: Monica Lynne Coscia [yours truly], Edward Andrew Coscia [brother] Carolyn Marie Coscia [mother], Edward Anthony Coscia [father] Carole Cavaliere [grandmother], Christine Danielle Friedlein [aunt], Kurt Friedlein [uncle], Audrey Elizabeth Friedlein [2 year old cousin], Drew William Friedlein [1 1/2 month old cousin], Marie Cavaliere [aunt], Andy Cavaliere [uncle], Jessica Ann Cavaliere [15 year old cousin], Diana Marion Cavaliere [12 year old favorite cousin], Leslie Cavaliere [aunt], and finally Lou Cavaliere [uncle]. That is a lot of people. My companion for the night was obviously Diana, duhr! Here is what we did: went on the computer, ate dinner, took random videos & pictures, painted our nails, and opened presents. We had an amazingly fun time! Here is what Diana & I both recieved.
from our Aunt Leslie/Uncle Lou: a flowery shirt from the Gap [mine was green, hers was blue] and a henley from the Gap [mine was green, hers was... I forgot]
from our Aunt Christine/Uncle Kurt/Audrey/Drew: jeans from Aeropostale, and big poofy furry amazing jackets from Aeropostale with plaid letters [mine green, Diana's blue]
from our grandmother: scarf from Abercrombie [maroon] fake Coach keychains, Abercrombie bags from guess where, sweatpants from Abercrombie with matching shirts [mine maroon, Diana's navy] and another poofy jacket [white].
from Aunt Marie/Uncle Andy/Jess/Diana: long sleeve light green top from Abercrombie, and Cooking Mama for the Wii!!
And that was my Christmas Eve!!
December 25, 2008: Christmas Day!: Santa came that night, and we rushed down to see what he brought us. But first, I gave my family their presents. Then I opened mine. Me & Eddie recieved [joint gifts] : Wii Fit!!!!! and Wii Music. Eddie recieved a bass guitar [someone buy me earplugs!!] and I recieved: an Amazing Race calendar, a green sweatsuit from Aero, a sweater/cami/cami/pants set from Abercrombie, a shirt from Marshall's, cases for my iPod, camera, and phone, light up socks, and Christmas Stickeroni stickers!! Then, Lauren Melissa Shatz and Reena Lynn Bassil came over to exchange gifts. I gave them both lip gloss & lotion, and a snowman ornament for Reena and a lifetime supply of Post-Its for Lauren. Lauren gave us peace sign ear buds and a cupcake jewelry box. Reena gave me a GREEN necklace and cookies. It was lots of fun! Then, they left and our family came over. The people in attendence were: the Friedlein clan [see above Christmas Eve for details], Carmella Coscia [grandmother], Cosmo Coscia [grandfather], Carole Cavaliere [grandmother] Filimena Izaguire [dad's aunt] Bob Izaguire [dad's uncle] and Gabriel "Gabe" "Cuz" Izaguire [dad's cousin]. We ate and played with our new Wii Fit and talked and did other random things. This time I recieved an outfit and socks from my grandma [Carmella], a movie from Cuz,& a shower radio and earrings from Aunt Fil & Uncle Bob. And that was Christmas!
December 26, 2008: Boxing Day!: very, very, boring. slept in and did nothing all day.
December 27, 2008: went over to Reena's house and spent the day with Danielle, Lauren, and Reena. Had a fun time taking pics, playing Wii Fit, playing the piano, and eating pizza. Was an amazing time! Then, had to go to the Mac Study's for dinner . [DUHN DUHN DUHHNNNNN.] It was absolutely postilutely BRUTAL. Details in school.
December 28, 2008: not feeling well, did random stuff all day.
December 29, 2008: steph stretty came over! was smf. played Wii Fit & took pix & had a pillow fight & ate pretzels dipped in apple juice. amazing time!
December 30, 2008: Went to dinner at the Guenzel's house! Yay, I got to see Kayla & Kyra! I love them! We played Wii Fit, ate dinner, watched Get Smart, played Apples To Apples, played Man Hunt [hide/seek in the dark] and did sit-ups. It was so much fun!
Today is December 31, New Year's Eve! And my Grandma's birthday! We are going to my Aunt Christine & Uncle Kurt's house later to eat and watch the ball drop. Diana & Jess will be there, YAY!
In My Ears: nothing.
On My Mind: NEW YEAR!
Phrase of the Week: idk...
Shoutout:[everyone] HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! MAKE IT A FINE OH NINE!!

CHRISTMAS IS IN ONE DAY!!

hi, ppls! and ...

MERRY CHRISTMAS
&
HAPPY HANNUKAH
!!!!!!!
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to all u celebratin' Christians & Juus/Jewss! heres my weekend update!! on friday, i went to the amazing LAUREN'S HOUSE! we played wii fit, and watched Bring It On: In It To Win It. it was smf! on saturday, i went to dance with kelly which was also fun! that nite was JESS'S BAT MITZVAH! which was amazing! it was at Confetti in Randolph, and it was dark and loud and amazing! i wore my christmas/bat mitzvah dress . me & other pplz took pix and danced and ate and danced more. i got tons of stuff that the dancers handed out, plus the 'b/m shirt" that i wore on mondayy. then, on sunday, i went to my gramparents house. its my grampa's birthday today, and also zach cerbo my cousin's birthday! pretty amazing, rite? i know. it was really boring.... on monday [yesterday] i went to school and did random stuff. tht nite, me and my daddy went christmas shoppin till we be droppin! we went to target, and i bought 48 candy canes! then we went to macy's and bought pajamas for my dad, perfume for my mom, and a hot chocolate for *me*. TUESDAY, TODAY, CHRISTMAS EVE EVE, was amazing!!!! gave out all my candy canes! yeah! amazing! i know! i cant concentrate, tomoro's christmas evee!: eddie is

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN...

heyyo::! i gotta lotta catching up to do, so stick with mee for awhilee.
we left off on wed.december 10, the day of the mall project..
on that thursday, i went to school...
that friday, i wasnt feeling well, so i stayed home all nite wrapping christmas presents for my amazing family& cousins. i didnt buy them, they're from the family.
on saturday, i went to dance, and it was ahmayzing!! kelly was there, and so were alyssa & jenna. we made up a dance to "all i want for christmas... is pie. jk, u." me & kelly's dance was superawesome!! we added that song to our ever-growing playlist-- LMFAO! after dance, i went shopping with my mommy. i bought presents for mah daddy; ms lomauro; mah grama; my brotha; &. i think thats it. after that, i went to LAUREN'S! we ate PIZZA! from a pizza place! OMG, NO WAY! then we did random stuff around the house. then, we watched The Clique. it was a really cool movie about this popular rich girl & her friends who are all "you can look but dont touch." then this loser claire moves there and she wants to be a part of them, and blablabla. u have to see it! its amazing!
on sunday, i went to church & did random stuff...
this week at school was pretty boring & uneventful. we had MILLIONS & GAZZILLIONS of tests, most from ms matthaei & mrs zanone... THEN, ON WEDNESDAY! we had a DELAYED OPENING!!!!! OMG NO WAY NO WAY!! it was pretty amazing. then, today was thursday. everyone was psyched for the snow.. and guess what?
TOMORROW IS A SNOW DAY! TOMORROW IS A SNOW DAY!!!!
yay! cant wait to see what it brings... other than cleaning the basement. BOO HOO. then im prolly going to lauren's to play in snow & other stuff! woo! cant wait! BYE!
In My Ears: gazillion im's im getting right now
On My Mind: snowday, and CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS, & MORE CHRISTMAS!! omg, so time consuming!!
Shoutout: [kelly] toyland march? wait, what is it? LMFAO ILY!!
Phrase of the Week: Your Mother [a play on the typical Your Mom]

Catch Up:Lex's Par-TAY !!!

As you may know, Alexa Renee Soares turned twelve on October 3rd, 2008. As you may not know, she was having an "extremely belated," as she called it, birthday party for her "Biffez." It was on Friday, December 5, 2008. And it was "ahmayzing!" The people in attendence were the following: yours truly, Monica Lynne Coscia, Alexa Renee "Lex" Soares, Michelle "What?" Xie, and Jacey Romola. These people are all loved dearly by Alexa Renee. The first order of business was to "chow down," as the Americans say, on pizza, imported straight from Montville's finest (and only) pizza parlor. The pizza was positively scrumptious. Michelle "What?" Xie claimed that she had eaten three pieces of pizza, but after Jacey, Alexa Renee, and Monica Lynne put their heads together and solved this mystery, Michelle "What?" Xie was proven w-r-o-n-g. Due to what the two pizza boxes showed the girls, eight pieces of pizza were consumed. Two were consumed by Alexa Renee's "ahmayzing" parents, Nevil Soares and Renee Soares. Two were consumed by Jacey Romola and Alexa Renee Soares each, and one was consumed by Monica Lynne Coscia. So, Michelle "What?" Xie only had eaten one, count 'em, one, pieces of exquisite Montville pizza. The talk at the dinner table was about various things, such as: Brian Schmitt, Jacey Romola's current love interest; everybody's extremely demented and or retarded teachers; and random other things such as phones and other things. Alexa Renee let Monica Lynne borrow her shiny blue RZR to call an old camp friend, Kimberly Kaustrowski. Kimberly had apparently forgotten about the two girls, and they were very disappointed. Some highlights of dinner were Jacey Romola screaming "Bleh!" in Michelle Xie's face, and Michelle Xie screaming like a wild banchee. Another high point was Monica Lynne almost choking on her low-calorie lemonade drink. The human beings relived this moment over and over, because they took joy in seeing such a wonderful, WONDERFUL girl go through so much pain and terror. The girls also discovered that the Soares' refridgerator smelled like urine, or, as you Americans call it, pee. This was the story: Monica Lynne had finished her lemonade, and was still thirsty. Alexa Renee told Monica to go get some water, because a spout was built right into her refridgerator. Monica discovered that it smelled like pee, and when water came out of it, she was convinced that it was pee and refused to drink it. Anyway, after dinner, the children made some mischeif. Jacey's love interest, Brian Schmitt, held a loving place in Jacey's contact list on her phone. After pressing *67, to insure that Jacey's phone number would not be revealed, they called his number as a prank. Many of them, actually. First, Alexa Renee called him from Victoria's Secret to tell him that his order for thongs was unfortunately out of stock. Then, Monica Lynne and Michelle "What?" Xie called and sang him the "Thong Song." Then, Jacey Romola called and merely screamed into the phone. After that order of business, the children decided to play some games. There were two games played in all. The first one involved Post-It notes. One girl would have a Post-It note on her head with a celebrity's name on it without knowing who it was. Then, the other girls would try to give her clues as to who it was without spilling the celebrity. First up was Jacey Romola. The girls gave her "Oprah Winfrey." Alexa Renee told her she was rich. Michelle Xie couldn't think of an answer. Monica Lynne made an attempt to stuff pillows up her shirt. None of these worked. Next up was Alexa Renee Soares. The kids gave her "Paris Hilton." We told her that she was looking for a new BFF, and that she was blonde. Monica demonstrated this by wearing a yellow blanket atop her head. Alexa Renee got it instantly. Then, the girls played another Post-It game. Alexa Renee had previously put singer's names on. One had to look at a singer's name and sing one of their songs. The others would try to guess who the singer was. It sounds simple. But its far from that. Some of the singer/song combinations were: Coldplay-Viva La Vida; Katy Perry-Hot 'N Cold; the Pussycat Dolls-When I Grow Up; and other "hot" songs. Then, the girls danced around to some of these songs and more, including Womanizer by Britney Spears. Monica Lynne especially got into this one, and danced like a wild maniac. Following the wild dancing, the girls consumed ice cream. The ice cream choices were the following: chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. Thet toppkings were the following: chocolate and caramel syrups; chocolate chips; cherries; whipped cream; sprinkles; and Oreos. They were scrumptious. After that, the girls decided to watch Picture This. This movie is about a pyscho ugly girl who is really nerdy and freaky and everyone hates her. Then, she gets the Video Phone and her world changes. This random dude, Drew Paterson, asks her out and she is like "AHH!!" Then, they go on a wild rampage to get her an outfit to go to Drew's party, but she's punished by her maniac father so she can't go. But thanks to the almighty Video Phone, she can show him that they are "studying." Then, she ends up going to Drew's party and they all live happily ever after. And that is the end of Alexa Renee Soares' "par-TAY." Thank you for reading.
SATURDAY...
Monica Lynne Coscia attended her family Christmas party on December 6th, 2008. Some of her favorite cousins, Diana Marion Cavaliere (12), Jessica Ann Cavaliere(15), and Audrey Elizabeth Friedlein(2). Her other favorite cousin, Drew William Freidlein (2 months) was not in attendence, due to his lack of age. Anyway, the girls had fun during this annual get-together. Some of the events were: taking pictures of random things, hiding in the bathroom (where Monica Lynne "fell in"), exploring the downstairs bar, and eating pasta. Some organized events were the Grab Bag, run by their grandmother, Carole Cavaliere. Diana Marion recieved hair clips and Monica Lynne recieved a Deal Or No Deal card game. Both were fairly happy with what was won. Then, "Santa" came and brought presents for all. The "Santa" was 20-something, and very unfriendly. Anyway, the Cavaliere Christmas party was extremely fun!!!
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And that, children, was my weekend. Here, is my week.
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On Monday, Monica Lynne attended school and did random things all day. On Tuesday, Monica Lynne did not attend school, for she was ill with the common cold. She caught up on homework, cleaned up, went on the computer, read, and made a birthday card for Doctor Matthew Shatz (Lauren Melissa Shatz's father). On Wednesday, Monica Lynne attended a field trip for the school choir. It was to Livingston Mall. The group of seventh graders stood in front of Macy's and sang a collection of Christmas, Hannukah, and snow carols. There were lots of parents and random mall-goers watching, and it was very warm and sticky. It was lots of fun. Monica Lynne Coscia was with the following: Michelle Tricilla Baptist, Stephanie Stretavski, Molly Newton, Michelle "What?" Xie, Sophia Waxenberg, Sage Spitz, Samantha "Sam" "Samuel" "Samuelina" Glukhova, Dana "Daner the Goat" Lechleiter, Amanda Mason, and Timothy Shim. Timothy had a solo, which made some adults cry. Before they sang, they ate at the food court, where pizza, chinese, Cinnabon, and random other foods were consumed by the choir. It was very fun!
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And that, is my week. Thank you all.
In My Ears: Nothing much. Except Womanizer.
On My Mind: making up absent work, my piano concert, dance on saturday, and Christmas!!!!

majorly humungus catch up...

ackk ! i havent written since... NOVEMBERR 21!! holy bleep, that was almost two weeks ago!! ahh, sorry people!!!!! here is a catch up...
weekend after play: um... boring. did stuff with lauren & reena and church and other stuff...
that week at school: do you seriously care? it was boring... haha
THANKSGIVING WEEKEND!!!!!: [[[[BTW, happy late thanksgiving!!! if your my friend, you wil have gotten a thanku email that thanked u personally for how amazing you are....]]]]
thursdayyy: turkey day!! omg it was smff!!! i went to my grama's. the pplz in attendence were: yours truly, my bro eddie, my dad, my mom, my grama, my grampa, my 26 (?) year old cousin nicole, her husband yaniv {they are recently back from israel were theyy usually livee...}, my aunt lisa, and her kids [giordan cerbo, aj cerbo, zach cerbo, sam cerbo], my cousin chris who is like 22...[lives in NYC, is nicole's brother], and my dad's cousin [[my godfather<3!!] gabe, aka CUZZ xD... yeah, we had to make lots of food!!! my mom was in charge of turkey & stuffing and i was in charge of sweet potato & apple pie [w/ cinnomon, spice, and everything nice ;] ] and we brought them over. there was also roast beef [ew] cranberry sauce [YUM--BEST PART OF THANKSGIVING] various vegetables [ew for the most part] and lots of other stuff that i dont remember AHAHA!!! after dinner, we did random stuff around the house. such as talk, look at pictures, play on my cousin's iphone, and talk more. wwaaaahooo (;:;:;: <-- wow lots of eyes there. ANYWHO!!!!!!!! when we left [with my dad's cousin, cuz he would be sleepin ova] me & eddie rode home with CUZZ. who forgot his phone @ my gramas. we realized this after we left. so we drove back and couldnt find it anywhere. it turns out that when we were playing football in the basement, he put his fone on the giant freezer & someone openeed it and it slipped and fell into the underworld of the basement. so,,, urs trulyyy [meehhh] had to wiggle back there and get it..... i knew i was good for something. AHHAHA
BLACK FRIDAY: iiiimmm dreeeaminnngg oofff aaa blackkkk friiiidayyy.... anyway, it was SMMMFMFMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! diana !!! came over at about 2 oclock. we played the Wii <- so amazingg!! then my mom took us out. first we went to The Store. they had no good purses :'(. then we went to Singa's for pizzass! they were DELICCIOUSS!!! :) then we got our nails done. we all got french manicures. it was SMFF !!!! then, i went to mariah's b/c my parents weree going out with her parents. we watched random utube vids & the Polar Express. we also did a video with a spit take!! hahah smffff!!!!
saturdayy: lex took me to see high school musical the stage show at the papermilll playhouseeee!!! it was SO COOL,, and also VERY DISTURBINGG!!! lol good times.. then me & lex & lex's soccer possayy all went to Houlihans<33!! me & lex split a Farmhouse Club [or Clubhouse Farm, w/e u prefer] and it was really good. then we split a candy sundae which was also awesomeee!! we also mixed 393u74859 ingridients in one cup and it was orange and disgusting and it smelled bad and it was ew.... lex has a list of the ingridients cuz shes weird like that. HAHA GOOD TIMESSS !!! (:(:(: fabio <333
sunday;; nothing to report except going to church and it was the first sunday of advent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO EXCITED, CHRISTMAS IS IN 21 DAYSS!! i have the countdown on my [restricted] phone. me & eddie put up our advent altar, which i will take a pic of asap!!!
THIS WEEK AT SCHOOL
very very very very boring.
tv: working on a commercial. have the worst group. exept for alexa m. & diana m. we have laurence, roman, and bari. BORRINGGG...
ss: OMFG, MR GROGAN IS THE STUPIDEST IDIOT ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. and u all no what im talkin' 'bout.
sci: mrs zanone also needs a life. and a diet. [for those of u who live in a hole, mrs zanone is our fat science teacher who blames her fat on getting an "obesity gene"... yea ISSUESS] and she needs a life. anyway were doing Punet squares and theyre actually really fun. were having a test on it 2moro except shes prolly gonna make it confusing SOMEHOW...
chorus/orchestra: same old same old. mall on wednesday!!
math: whatever... i put 10 ppls books away in one trip ! lol...
lunch: smff!! ukwur...
lit: got 96 on big unit test!! wahoo! learning 'bout biographies... [snore]
gym: VOLLEYBALL!!! MICHELLE XIE IS VOLLYBALLTASTIC ENEPT
la: soo much fun! short stories gonna be amaayyyzing.
TTYLLL!!!
IN MY EARS: scenes from Paris Hilton's My New BFF [the best show ever] season finale was last nite. congrats brittany !1!1!1!!! she roxxess...
ON MY MIND: tests, piano, lex's party, CHRISTMAS, and other stuff!!
SHOUTOUT: [diana] WACH OUT FOR EVIL RABBIT LADIESS! haha ilyy <3
WORD OF THE WEEK: wait, whaaaaa? wait, thats michelle. NVM!! :)