Catch Up:Lex's Par-TAY !!!

As you may know, Alexa Renee Soares turned twelve on October 3rd, 2008. As you may not know, she was having an "extremely belated," as she called it, birthday party for her "Biffez." It was on Friday, December 5, 2008. And it was "ahmayzing!" The people in attendence were the following: yours truly, Monica Lynne Coscia, Alexa Renee "Lex" Soares, Michelle "What?" Xie, and Jacey Romola. These people are all loved dearly by Alexa Renee. The first order of business was to "chow down," as the Americans say, on pizza, imported straight from Montville's finest (and only) pizza parlor. The pizza was positively scrumptious. Michelle "What?" Xie claimed that she had eaten three pieces of pizza, but after Jacey, Alexa Renee, and Monica Lynne put their heads together and solved this mystery, Michelle "What?" Xie was proven w-r-o-n-g. Due to what the two pizza boxes showed the girls, eight pieces of pizza were consumed. Two were consumed by Alexa Renee's "ahmayzing" parents, Nevil Soares and Renee Soares. Two were consumed by Jacey Romola and Alexa Renee Soares each, and one was consumed by Monica Lynne Coscia. So, Michelle "What?" Xie only had eaten one, count 'em, one, pieces of exquisite Montville pizza. The talk at the dinner table was about various things, such as: Brian Schmitt, Jacey Romola's current love interest; everybody's extremely demented and or retarded teachers; and random other things such as phones and other things. Alexa Renee let Monica Lynne borrow her shiny blue RZR to call an old camp friend, Kimberly Kaustrowski. Kimberly had apparently forgotten about the two girls, and they were very disappointed. Some highlights of dinner were Jacey Romola screaming "Bleh!" in Michelle Xie's face, and Michelle Xie screaming like a wild banchee. Another high point was Monica Lynne almost choking on her low-calorie lemonade drink. The human beings relived this moment over and over, because they took joy in seeing such a wonderful, WONDERFUL girl go through so much pain and terror. The girls also discovered that the Soares' refridgerator smelled like urine, or, as you Americans call it, pee. This was the story: Monica Lynne had finished her lemonade, and was still thirsty. Alexa Renee told Monica to go get some water, because a spout was built right into her refridgerator. Monica discovered that it smelled like pee, and when water came out of it, she was convinced that it was pee and refused to drink it. Anyway, after dinner, the children made some mischeif. Jacey's love interest, Brian Schmitt, held a loving place in Jacey's contact list on her phone. After pressing *67, to insure that Jacey's phone number would not be revealed, they called his number as a prank. Many of them, actually. First, Alexa Renee called him from Victoria's Secret to tell him that his order for thongs was unfortunately out of stock. Then, Monica Lynne and Michelle "What?" Xie called and sang him the "Thong Song." Then, Jacey Romola called and merely screamed into the phone. After that order of business, the children decided to play some games. There were two games played in all. The first one involved Post-It notes. One girl would have a Post-It note on her head with a celebrity's name on it without knowing who it was. Then, the other girls would try to give her clues as to who it was without spilling the celebrity. First up was Jacey Romola. The girls gave her "Oprah Winfrey." Alexa Renee told her she was rich. Michelle Xie couldn't think of an answer. Monica Lynne made an attempt to stuff pillows up her shirt. None of these worked. Next up was Alexa Renee Soares. The kids gave her "Paris Hilton." We told her that she was looking for a new BFF, and that she was blonde. Monica demonstrated this by wearing a yellow blanket atop her head. Alexa Renee got it instantly. Then, the girls played another Post-It game. Alexa Renee had previously put singer's names on. One had to look at a singer's name and sing one of their songs. The others would try to guess who the singer was. It sounds simple. But its far from that. Some of the singer/song combinations were: Coldplay-Viva La Vida; Katy Perry-Hot 'N Cold; the Pussycat Dolls-When I Grow Up; and other "hot" songs. Then, the girls danced around to some of these songs and more, including Womanizer by Britney Spears. Monica Lynne especially got into this one, and danced like a wild maniac. Following the wild dancing, the girls consumed ice cream. The ice cream choices were the following: chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. Thet toppkings were the following: chocolate and caramel syrups; chocolate chips; cherries; whipped cream; sprinkles; and Oreos. They were scrumptious. After that, the girls decided to watch Picture This. This movie is about a pyscho ugly girl who is really nerdy and freaky and everyone hates her. Then, she gets the Video Phone and her world changes. This random dude, Drew Paterson, asks her out and she is like "AHH!!" Then, they go on a wild rampage to get her an outfit to go to Drew's party, but she's punished by her maniac father so she can't go. But thanks to the almighty Video Phone, she can show him that they are "studying." Then, she ends up going to Drew's party and they all live happily ever after. And that is the end of Alexa Renee Soares' "par-TAY." Thank you for reading.
SATURDAY...
Monica Lynne Coscia attended her family Christmas party on December 6th, 2008. Some of her favorite cousins, Diana Marion Cavaliere (12), Jessica Ann Cavaliere(15), and Audrey Elizabeth Friedlein(2). Her other favorite cousin, Drew William Freidlein (2 months) was not in attendence, due to his lack of age. Anyway, the girls had fun during this annual get-together. Some of the events were: taking pictures of random things, hiding in the bathroom (where Monica Lynne "fell in"), exploring the downstairs bar, and eating pasta. Some organized events were the Grab Bag, run by their grandmother, Carole Cavaliere. Diana Marion recieved hair clips and Monica Lynne recieved a Deal Or No Deal card game. Both were fairly happy with what was won. Then, "Santa" came and brought presents for all. The "Santa" was 20-something, and very unfriendly. Anyway, the Cavaliere Christmas party was extremely fun!!!
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And that, children, was my weekend. Here, is my week.
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On Monday, Monica Lynne attended school and did random things all day. On Tuesday, Monica Lynne did not attend school, for she was ill with the common cold. She caught up on homework, cleaned up, went on the computer, read, and made a birthday card for Doctor Matthew Shatz (Lauren Melissa Shatz's father). On Wednesday, Monica Lynne attended a field trip for the school choir. It was to Livingston Mall. The group of seventh graders stood in front of Macy's and sang a collection of Christmas, Hannukah, and snow carols. There were lots of parents and random mall-goers watching, and it was very warm and sticky. It was lots of fun. Monica Lynne Coscia was with the following: Michelle Tricilla Baptist, Stephanie Stretavski, Molly Newton, Michelle "What?" Xie, Sophia Waxenberg, Sage Spitz, Samantha "Sam" "Samuel" "Samuelina" Glukhova, Dana "Daner the Goat" Lechleiter, Amanda Mason, and Timothy Shim. Timothy had a solo, which made some adults cry. Before they sang, they ate at the food court, where pizza, chinese, Cinnabon, and random other foods were consumed by the choir. It was very fun!
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And that, is my week. Thank you all.
In My Ears: Nothing much. Except Womanizer.
On My Mind: making up absent work, my piano concert, dance on saturday, and Christmas!!!!